Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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