I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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