he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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