AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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