piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We just shotgunned beers for America
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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