"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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