i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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