Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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