I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
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Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
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You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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