Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
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i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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