I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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