i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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