Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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