He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Pants 0. Shit 1.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
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Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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