ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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