there was a trapeze. enough said
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
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... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
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Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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