He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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