the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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