But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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