Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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