I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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