Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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