at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
