Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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