I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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