I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
another moral hangover. fuck.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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