Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Randomize
