Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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