This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I wish i was in the wii world.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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