We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
A+ Viking dick
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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