Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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