When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Randomize
