Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
