3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
How external is "for external use only"?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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