im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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