i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
