Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
where are you?
Hypothermia
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Randomize
