i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
tell me about the eggs
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
