Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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