Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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