Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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