I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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