why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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