He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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