I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
