no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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