yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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