The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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