I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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