oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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