yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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