idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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