I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
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Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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