So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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