They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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