You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
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Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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